They could hire the hard core unemployed to sit in a big room, feed them tacco bell and beer and they could produce fart gas. This would solve many problems, it would get people off the welfare rolls, they would feel like they are contributing to society, and we would have a plentyful supply of "natural gas". Now we just need someone to invent a car that run on fart gas; and many problems, both social and environmental, would be solved.
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