Does it expire? I took it in 2005 and now I am being called to meet with my investigator for the first time (yes long hold, but since US Park Police found me suitable I am hoping the same happens here). Do I have to retake it or is it still good? The standards are still the same as when I took it.
the requirements to pass the "JOB STANDARDS TEST" are as follows:
Deft...umm i mean applicant must be in possesion of a benefit card
-convicted if no less then a class C Felony (.511 doesnt count)
-be in a gang
-do drugs
-beat your wife
-rob banks in pennsylvania
-work for 20K a year and live like youre making 200K
-have chrome rims
you forgot:
- Use an Ipod if you can't read
- get around a 6' wall if you can't make it over
- ignore guidance of the senior cops because you know the job better than them
haha how i dont miss that gym....that place is so freaking dirty....doing push ups in someone elses puddle of sweat, and then when they turn the fans on in the summer and the dust would blow across the floor while youre at front leaning rest and, out of boredom your staring at this dust pile, and notice that theres like 24 strands of pubic hair in it.....and then a mouse makes a break for it thru the middle of the gym.....haaaaa
or how bout the showers after gym....one word GROSSSSSSSS
haha how i dont miss that gym....that place is so freaking dirty....doing push ups in someone elses puddle of sweat, and then when they turn the fans on in the summer and the dust would blow across the floor while youre at front leaning rest and, out of boredom your staring at this dust pile, and notice that theres like 24 strands of pubic hair in it.....and then a mouse makes a break for it thru the middle of the gym.....haaaaa
or how bout the showers after gym....one word GROSSSSSSSS
lol how bout the mystery puddle between the showers and the urinals is it water or is it pisss or bolth n i have no choice but to walk through it with flip flops lol deff dont miss gym
it got to point that i was so disgusted w/ the showers that i would just use ALOT of deoderant and body spray to skip the shower part....no one ever said anything to me so i dotn think i smelled...plus i was a jan. class so 3/4s of the time it was actually cold in the gym. I remember one time somehow i got assigned to locker room security so i was laying out on a bench inbetween a row of lockers half asleep, and i heard the door open i shot up like a rocket and cracked my forehead open on a locker door....bleed all over the place lol the ICO who was the one coming in, asked me what happend, i said i slipped on water near the shower entrance hahahahahahha
if the midget could do it so can you.....you had to see her w/ her little sausage fingers trying to rack the slide on her glock...i had the pleasure of being at the range the same day she was there I shot horrible because i couldnt stop laughing
it got to point that i was so disgusted w/ the showers that i would just use ALOT of deoderant and body spray to skip the shower part....no one ever said anything to me so i dotn think i smelled...plus i was a jan. class so 3/4s of the time it was actually cold in the gym. I remember one time somehow i got assigned to locker room security so i was laying out on a bench inbetween a row of lockers half asleep, and i heard the door open i shot up like a rocket and cracked my forehead open on a locker door....bleed all over the place lol the ICO who was the one coming in, asked me what happend, i said i slipped on water near the shower entrance hahahahahahha
i ripped my arm open in the locker room on a locker requiring 8 staples at that state of the art hopsital across the street it was awsome espcialy when i went eot at 4 am and had to do a day tour next day had no clue were to go for lefrak
if the midget could do it so can you.....you had to see her w/ her little sausage fingers trying to rack the slide on her glock...i had the pleasure of being at the range the same day she was there I shot horrible because i couldnt stop laughing
you mean she didnt just duck and go under the gap below the wall?
and those showers are the nastiest showers, hands down.
EMSDUDE.....dont take this job, seriously man....i dont know you and i dont know what youre doing w/ your life right at this time, but really, this is for ALL of you thinking about it.....DONT DO IT there are so many better things in life to do. You say well yeah but i wanna be a cop....well then start taking the tests EVERYWHERE else, but dont go to the NYPD...its like a vortex black hole that will suck the life out of you.
You will rapidly become bitter, angry, depressed, drunk and synical.....or on the side of the spectrum you will become a true believer and a tool.....either way you dont want to be any of those. Get a job w/ a dept that will treat you like your age and not your shoe size
Also, this was doing it the real way. Pushing in all the way, pulling all the way on station 3. Some people barely got it off the ground, and they passed them. When I took it 2 years ago this was unacceptable, and for me to pass it doing that would be unacceptable to me.
But yea, I passed. Back to Brooklyn Tuesday at 7am to redo fingerprints and schedule psych.
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